• Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice

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shutupmerlin:

My least favourite part about being alive is when you do your before bed pee and then as soon as you’re all snuggled up in bed and comfortable your bladder is like YO DUDE I GOT SOME MORE SORT ME OUT. 

I SAT HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS HAD TO DO WITH THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM MUSICAL NUMBER AND I WAS SO CONFUSED that’s all

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marypopppins:

next to normal lyric graphics || anonymous

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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